"Did you have another bagel this morning?"
"Yeah, they're really good."
"Oh, you had the scallion cream cheese? I thought you didn't like it."
"No, not really, but it's okay."
"Why are you making such sacrifices for me?"
"You are carrying my child. I can live with letting you have the regular cream cheese."
Green Bean: May 2006 Archives
*grab*
"Could you not do that? I'm not really feeling my best."
"As your husband, and an expert in the field, I happen to disagree."
"Do you have an extra set of earplugs?"
"I left the other nice ones at home, but I have the foam ones."
"Okay. Did you get that other pair for me or for you?"
"Well, both...in case one pair gets nasty, or if I lose one."
"Oh, ok."
"Of course, if we only had three, you could stick two in your ears and one in your belly button."
"My belly button?!"
"Sure, to protect the hearing of our future child..."
