Let's see how this works...
Sat 10/08 Boston to Baltimore = 400 miles, 8 hours, plus another 50 miles/1 hour to Alexandria.
Mon 10/10 Alexandria to Philly = 140 miles, 3 hours.
Tue 10/11 Philly to DC = 140 miles, 3 hours.
Wed 10/12 Alexandria to Burlington = 540 miles, 11 hours.
Thu 10/13 Burlington to Albany = 150 miles, 3 hours, no show.
Fri 10/14 Albany to Atlantic City = 280 miles, 5 hours.
Sat 10/15 Atlantic City to Boston = 340 miles, 6 hours.
Sun 10/16 Boston to NYC = 200 miles, 4 hours.
Mon 10/17 NYC to Boston = 200 miles, 4 hours.
Total: ~2500 miles, 50 hours. Oy. I guess I was buttering up my car for a reason.

You suck. I am so jealous if you actually pull that.