F-bomb would be proud. As would ANY MALE ON THE PLANET.

Don Orsillo: ...Kapler SWINGS and lines a base hit into left field, and it's a one-run game!

Dave: Y'know, they were saying in the paper that the Red Sox had three Jewish players in their lineup the other night.

Mrs. Dave: Oh, is that a record or something?

Dave: No, someone just happened to notice it.

Mrs. Dave: Who were they?

Dave: Let's see if you can guess.

Mrs. Dave (in about ten seconds): Gabe Kapler...Kevin Youkilis...and Adam Stern.

Dave: Wow.

Mrs. Dave: I AM THE SHIT!!