Four different geeks trying to top each other in a recent messageboard thread...
"Hm... I just got my wife a 5 gig mini iPod last week..."
"5's don't exist yet. You mean 4?"
"It's just a Shuffle duct-taped to a Mini."
"You're wrong...they use Apple's iDuct-Tape."
"Yeah, it's white, incompatible with 95% of ducts, and costs $59.95 a roll."

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