Patient: iBook Marble
DOB: 10/2002
Symptoms: Hacking click, comatose response to stimuli
Diagnosis: Brain damage
Recommended procedure: Brain transplant
Operating surgeon: Dr. Dave
Purchase requisition (approved):
- One (1) torx screwdriver, size 0
- One (1) set of allen wrenches
- One (1) new brain (type Hitachi 5400RPM 40GB)
The brain has arrived. Surgery is scheduled for Saturday. Wish me luck. I think I'm going to need it.

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