Comparisons

"I like my sets 90 minutes long. I just completely ran out of energy at Bob Schneider."

"I know. I tried to avoid looking back at you, because if I did, I knew I'd be overwhelmed with guilt and have to take you home."

"It was a fun show, though."

"Yeah. I didn't want to look back...like they say about climbing a mountain, 'don't look down'. Or as Brian Rosenworcel would say about taking a poop in a port-a-john, 'don't look down'."

[...]

"Not to compare you to poop at the bottom of a port-a-john."

"I should hope not."