In honor of pitchers and catchers reporting in a mere three weeks, here's a baseball-related way to waste some time in the office (or at home, for that matter).
No penguins were harmed in the making of this movie.
(personal high: 321)
Or this one (Sammy Sosa steroid version).
(personal high: 593.5)
Or this one (Sammy Sosa steroid, corked-bat version)!
(personal high: 1204.4)

I really should be working but I've just wasted 20 minutes trying to beat your personal highs. The poor penguin.