Glenallen Hill once went on the DL from cuts resulting from him smashing a glass table while sleepwalking. He dreamed he was being chased by spiders.
Paxton Crawford once went on the DL after falling out of bed and landing on a drinking glass, which shattered on his back.
John Smoltz once went on the DL from burns he suffered while ironing his shirt. He happened to be wearing it at the time.
Adam Eaton once went on the DL after stabbing himself trying to open a DVD package.
Me, I don't get to go on the DL after hurting my back putting away laundry; I get to walk around and wince in pain all weekend.
Ow.
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